Family functions roll around and all of my relatives start asking questions about if I’m seeing someone/making remarks about how I’m getting to that age where I should be bringing someone to said family functions and what not.
Meanwhile, most guys I date are all about the flexibility of dating because “it’s college.” Do you know who’s willing to settle down with one person for a long period of time right now? Next to nobody.
I could write an entire novel about the complications of dating at this age.

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risaellen:

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

All you fuckers saying, “Every single man in Orange is the New Black is portrayed as an asshole.”

Suck it. This post is just one example of many as to why you’re both wrong and stupid.

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